Things not to do on a rainy cold Saturday in late October:
1. Buy a pumpkin and carry it home on foot
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6. Walk anywhere at all, really
7. Actually, let’s just sum this all up and say: leave the house, especially when it is filled with the smell of pumpkin loaf, impending beef dip sandwiches, and sweet dry warmth
8. Write a decent blog post
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